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You know I have been bragging about how well my pest control company has been about keeping my home scorpion free for years. We went from 3 a month to 0 per year... unfortunately this year broke the record and we found 2 scorpions in our home upstairs. I was a little disappointed. When they called to schedule my appointment I told them about my scorpion troubles. The said they would tell the tech. To my pleasant surprise, the tech came prepared. He was aware of my needs and wants and quickly set about doing his work. He went above and beyond his call of duty to make sure we were satisfied. Thanks Brian. It's funny that I rarely see Bulwark or notice them when they come out to spray. Its like they are constantly working behind the curtains with no glamor, glitter, or spot lights on them. I mean, pest control doesn't seem all that sexy of a job. In fact I think it was on the dirtiest job show a while back. But Bulwark really does deserve some spot light and show time. They are extremely clean and professional. I am not happy that I saw a scorpion in my house again, but I am happy that I was reminded of how well this company takes care of me. And for the record, I would take 1 scorpion a year over 3 a month any day. Hopefully it will be another at least another 2 years before I see another one inside. Thanks again Brian B. for being an exceptional technician.

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New Report: Microscopic Scorpions Crawl On You While You Sleep

microscopic scorpion Phoenix, AZ—A study conducted by The University of Phoenix has found, that during an average night's sleep, some 300 microscopic scorpions unknowingly crawl across your face, neck, and body as you slumber. These microscopic scorpions, which look a lot like lint when bunched together, are confined to the State of Arizona; but researchers fear outbreaks in Texas, and isolated parts of Nevada and Southern Utah are inevitable. It’s important to note that these microscopic scorpions cannot sting humans, unlike their cousin the Bark Scorpion. Their stingers are simply too small. The University of Phoenix’s lead entomologist, a Klaus Meine, issued the following statement regarding the microscopic scorpions:
"As you sleep, you become a virtual playground for these creeping pests just mere minutes after you fall asleep; inhaling dozens of the scorpions and swallowing at least 20 during an eight-hour period."
It gets worse. Meine added,
“While these microscopic scorpions are drawn to the moist and humid areas of the nose and mouth, they will also spend each night birthing hundreds of their young in and around your armpits.”
There is one surefire way to tell if you have a microscopic scorpion infestation, Meine continued.
“Like all other scorpions, these microscopic scorpions give live birth. Victims who suffer from a microscopic scorpion infestation will awaken with scorpion afterbirth in their bed sheets. It’s about this time a victim should know they are not alone in bed.”
At this time homeowners in Arizona, Texas, Nevada, New Mexico and Utah should be on high alert. There is no known cure for the microscopic scorpions, as this is a new report.  

*** Update: The Horrifying Truth About Microscopic Scorpions

The truth is, microscopic scorpions are not real, and according to this report, we do not swallow scorpions, spiders, or any other insect while we sleep.

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