Babies are typically a blessing, but when it comes to scorpions they’re more of a curse. A mother scorpion can have numerous amounts of scorplings in her batch, up to a couple hundred. Scorplings hatch and climb onto the mother’s back for the first couple of weeks of its life until after their first molt. Then they climb off and scurry away to start their own adult scorpion lives filled with cannibalism and evil.
On July 4, 1776 the Second Continental Congressadopted the Declaration of Independence, which pronounced the legal separation of the then Thirteen Colonies from Great Britain. Colonists like Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, and John Adams wanted to be liberated from Great Britain’s rule of tyranny and taxation. Fast forward some 237 years later… Are you currently being oppressed by a nasty regime of pests; much like the colonists were? If so, it’s time to declare your independence from these malevolent pests.
Among all of your festive Fourth of July fireworks, barbeques, pool parties, and parades can lurk pests that may very well wreak havoc on the day’s festivities (and I’m not talking about your Uncle Dale who drinks too much). I’m talking of course about bugs! Tyrannical, cruel, and oppressive pests like scorpions, cockroaches, spiders, ants and termites can rule your home and property; much like The King of England did back in the early days of these United States. If you are tired of bowing to these spiteful pests, it’s time to say enough is enough! Declare your independence from these pests… A declaration of independence from pests! Declare your independence from these pests by calling Bulwark Exterminating!
Bulwark Exterminating wants assist in your declaration of independence from pests. Our pest control services are more than just spraying. Our services are about listening, convenience, scheduling, responsiveness, accountability and knowledge. Bulwark Exterminating uses the finest, most effective products in the world to solve your pest problems. Upon receiving Bulwark Pest Control’s effective services, you will no longer be under the rule of stinging scorpions, disease carrying cockroaches, biting ants, and dangerous spiders.
Everyone here at Bulwark Exterminating would like to wish each and every one of you a very happy and festive Fourth of July! Stay cool out there. Take a dip in the pool. Eat way too much fried chicken and potato salad. Light up the night sky with some fireworks. Most importantly, reflect on all of the blessings that are bestowed upon us as we live in the greatest country on Earth; and give thanks to all of those who have made sacrifices in order for us to live here. Happy Fourth!
"As you sleep, you become a virtual playground for these creeping pests just mere minutes after you fall asleep; inhaling dozens of the scorpions and swallowing at least 20 during an eight-hour period."It gets worse. Meine added,
“While these microscopic scorpions are drawn to the moist and humid areas of the nose and mouth, they will also spend each night birthing hundreds of their young in and around your armpits.”There is one surefire way to tell if you have a microscopic scorpion infestation, Meine continued.
“Like all other scorpions, these microscopic scorpions give live birth. Victims who suffer from a microscopic scorpion infestation will awaken with scorpion afterbirth in their bed sheets. It’s about this time a victim should know they are not alone in bed.”At this time homeowners in Arizona, Texas, Nevada, New Mexico and Utah should be on high alert. There is no known cure for the microscopic scorpions, as this is a new report.