The Twelve Pests Of Christmas
On my first day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
A Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my second day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my third day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Three wasp’s nests
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my fourth day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my fifth day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my sixth day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my seventh day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Seven leggy centipedes,
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my eighth day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Eight pinching earwigs,
Seven leggy centipedes,
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my ninth day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Nine chirping crickets,
Eight pinching earwigs
Seven leggy centipedes,
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my tenth day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Ten Raspberry Ants,
Nine chirping crickets,
Eight pinching earwigs
Seven leggy centipedes,
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my eleventh day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Eleven scurrying cockroaches,
Ten Raspberry Ants,
Nine chirping crickets,
Eight pinching earwigs
Seven leggy centipedes,
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
On my twelve day of service,
Bulwark removed for me
Twelve bloodsucking bedbugs,
Eleven scurrying cockroaches,
Ten Raspberry Ants,
Nine chirping crickets,
Eight pinching earwigs
Seven leggy centipedes,
Six Brown Recluses,
Five stinging scorpions,
Four termite colonies,
Three wasps’ nests,
Two Fire Ant mounds,
And a Black Widow in my underwear drawer
Note:
Just to clarify, pest control customers wont need 12 days of consecutive service to eliminate all of these pest problems. Most pests can be eliminated in one single service!
Merry Christmas from all of here at Bulwark Exterminating!
